CHEESE TAX
The rules are the rules!
The viral song about how dogs demand a little bit of cheese whenever the humans are cooking - or when the humans open the cheese drawer
Cheese Tax - Lyrics
The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
You gotta pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You gotta pay the tax
The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
Hand it over quick
Or things might get ugly
I can get really loud
I'm a really barky puppy
I'm not just asking
Cuz I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you gotta pay the tax
The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
Cheddar is acceptable
And Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda
Would really blow my mind
There's no escaping
So don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tariff!
The collection of fromage
The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
Oh yeah!
Cheese tax
Cheese tax
Cheese tax
The cheese tax!
Oh yeah!
Cheese Tax is a Puppy Songs original song
Written by Matthew Michael Hobbs (Matt Hobbs)
Single produced by Matt Hobbs
Single mastered by Matthew Heath
Single cover art by Justin Jackson
Album version produced by Matt Hobbs + Matthew Heath
Album version mastered by Matthew Heath